Film and TV star G.W. Bailey (Major Crimes, The Closer, M*A*S*H, Police Academy films) reads an outrageous story about three judges and their reactions to a Texas chili contest. Acclaimed local actors Constance Gold Parry, Gail Cronauer, and Tina Parker share stories about the death of a beloved dog, the nursing of a whooping crane, and an essay by Sarah Bird about a hilarious mishap at the Texas Book Festival.